Monday, January 05, 2009

Fun family night

My sister leaves back to the mainland in a few days after being in town for the holidays, so she wanted to show off her fancy East Coast food & beverage school education by cooking my folks and I a chicken cacciatore dinner we wouldn't forget.  And I don't think I will. 

After my belly was filled heartily, my clan sneakily decided to take advantage of my over-hyped IT wizardy and help them with consumer tech problems.

Here's a synopsis:
Work, outside projects and the daily grind has kept us apart for a long time, so my family just hung out tonight.  It made for our belated Christmas...it was a good night!  :-)

Why Utah's getting no BCS love

Make no mistake: if I was coaching a college football team this season, I'd be scared to face Utah.  Damn scared.  It's unfortunate that the Utes, who finished this season as the only undefeated BCS team, aren't getting more consideration as this year's national champion.  It's a downright shame.  

The team has Mercurial speed.  The defense could match you up front or be in your face step for step downfield with the best of them.  Brian Johnson has got crazy game and will play on Sunday.

But there's a reason Utah isn't getting more love from the writers, coaches and computers that determine the ridiculous system that is the Bowl Championship Series we're forced to deal with.  Several of them, actually.  All of which arguably merited, and all of which unfair. 

The Mountain West Conference
The Utes basically crushed the notion that conferences not named the Pac-10, Big Ten, SEC, ACC, Big East or Big 12 can't hang with the big boys after stomping Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.  Hawaii's monumental 41-10 loss to Georgia in last year's Sugar Bowl made a huge statement about non-BCS conferences being able to compete despite their regular season dominance.  Still, the Mountain West is unfairly treated by the media more as a fetish than a collection of legitimate athletic programs that can produce a few teams that can consistently be nationally competitive. 

USC, Florida and Oklahoma
Building on my previous point, let's face it - as good as the Utes have consistently played this season, conventional logic projects them coming up short against the other traditional powerhouses vying for the crystal pigskin.  And in lieu of a tournament system, we'll never know.  I'd like to see two national semi-finals pitting USC/Utah and OU/Florida.  That would be really cool.   

Utah isn't even the biggest program in its own state
Even though recent history under Urban Meyer brought Utah to national prominence, BYU in many people's eyes remains the Green Mountain State's premiere program.  Historically the school has owned more NCAA records, Heismans, national titles - ergo more luster - than their in-state rivals from Salt Lake City. 

Hoops remains the big sport on campus
The U of U still lays claim to being the former stomping grounds of the likes of Andre Miller, Keith Van Horn and Andrew Bogut - and eternally under the tutelage of hardcourt Svengali Rick Majerus.  Even though their days of March miracles are now a distant memory, it's still got a great feel as a hoops school.  And the eternal shadow cast over the state by John Stockton and Karl Malone will always make Utah very basketball-friendly.  This doesn't bode well the later we get into the Fall. 

Network TV's warm, glowing light doesn't shine on thee
Aside from a scant few early season out-of-conference games, Utah's time zone makes it tough for fans throughout the country to really see how good the Utes are.  Too late for the East Coast and not exactly L.A. time, they're in a tough spot marketwise.

The program lives in sports story purgatory
The funny thing about Utah is that it features a roster with several two-star recruits, so it doesn't get scouts oohing an ahhing over a bench full of high school all-Americans.  It's caught in that limbo that doesn't get them enough street cred to be held in the same light with the Michigans and Florida States of the world, but not enough of the "shocking success" value that the school can engender the Cinderella storyline like Vanderbilt got this year.  They're just a very well coached, disciplined football program that executes incredibly well...but being vanilla isn't conducive to drawing the ire of national media.

It's freakin' Utah!
Remember the classic line from Wayne's World?  "Hi...I'm in...Delaware."  Yep.  I'll avoid making any obvious cracks about how the only things going for the state are the Jazz and polygamy, but with sports on a national scale being 70% image, Utah just doesn't have the sexiness that markets like Miami, Texas or LSU naturally draw.  And the program lacks the historical context that makes Nebraska, Oklahoma and Ohio State the perpetual darlings of pollsters and servers.  Don't get me wrong, Utah's a beautiful state with outstanding citizens and I'd love to live there someday, but with the way of the sports world being heavily predicated on the lure of the host market, it just doesn't gel.

But all is not lost - there is hope.  Buffalo's come a long way and is reaping the rewards.  South Florida makes routine appearances on the boob tube.  Appalachian State's gotten its share of the national spotlight over the last couple of seasons.  Here's hoping that Utah and the impressive body of work its put together gets some more respect from national writers, networks and voters.

Because they've certainly earned it.

I kissed a cloud agent (and I liked it)!

I humbly consider myself to be an unashamed capitalist, but also a responsible technologist.  So while I don't think twice about exploiting the possibility of spreading awareness of my products and making a buck off of anything, I try and exercise a bit of pragmatism in how I manage my systems and digital resources. Yep, I'm a walking contradiction, the very personification of oxymoron.  

Feel free to throw tomatoes...now.  :-)

Anyway, I noticed something very clever happening to my Twitter account this morning.  Seeing as how we're now in the middle of the NFL playoffs, I started following ESPN's feed, establishing the relationship connection on my smartphone right before I went to bed at 1am.  When I woke, I noticed that only a few minutes after taking that action, Fox Sports' Best Damn Sports Show Period started following my feed.

Why?  What in the wide, wide world of sports (pun somewhat intended) would Fox want with me, some schnook from Guam?  My instant reaction was to check out BDSSP's feed, and liking the frequency and humor in its posts I started following it, making myself part of their digital pipeline.  So they got me - hook, line and sinker.

The sequence of events, I thought afterward, were too linked to be chalked up to mere conincidence, and thought it smelled awfully like the result of some algorhithm.  Llike Chris Pirillo, Fox's number of friends almost equalled its number of followers, further adding to the suspiciousness.  

I surmised that BDSSP is using a cloud agent of some sort to monitor the stream of ESPN's followers, and when detecting profile changes to that feed, auto-follow any new members, enticing them to follow it in return, building traffic for itself.  The prospect of this guerilla marketing tactic literally had me salivating.  To me, this is genius in three parts:
  1. Awesome use of the Twitter platform
  2. Downright shameless in promotion
  3. Slick in its abilty to piggyback off the larger ESPN's legion of followers
Might this be a new evolution of viral marketing, being a maturation of word-of-mouth giving rise to deep linking, giving rise to social network-driven promotion, giving rise to programmatic propagation of digital media?  It extends the metaphor of a virus spreading, triggered by a deliberate/accidental action on the host's part.

But again, this is just a theory I had.  Maybe it was purely happenstance.  If this is truly the end result of some cloud agent, I'm blown away and duly impressed.  Really, really clever, Fox.

Kudos!

Sunday, January 04, 2009

The hunters have become the hunted

Emphasizing production quality is an age-old tactic of separating the sharks from the sheep when it comes to producing great media.  It's how studios, labels, stations, publishers and firms tout their stuff as being better than the DIY products that threaten to steal their thunder.  And customers.

I was reminded of this business truism after downloading some old episodes of "The Classic Metal Show", one of my favorite podcasts, listening to a very entertaining diatribe between hosts Chris and Neely about the frequent prolific (over)use of prose by the columnists in Guitar World Magazine.  (Download the episode here.)   The hosts spared no quarter in railing on the writers for excessively using linguistics and constantly employing the use of vocabulary that would make a thesuarus blush.  It's quite entertaining and a great demonstration of how new media is impacting traditional mainstream communications.

When I got into podcasting in 2005, there were only a couple hundred of us in the world creating time-shifted, RSS-based audio content - creating, producing and distributing what was essentially this generation's pirate radio.  It was especially fun for me, not being bound to the limitations of the FCC in producing audio content and letting people all over the world listen in time-shifted format via RSS.  While I kept the format of my show clean and relatively consistent in duration, having the freedom to go outside the bounds of mainstream audio programming if I ever wanted to was the beauty of the genre. 

And that's precisely what scared the bejeezus out of mainstream media.  We all knew once Corporate America started releasing their own podcasts the main arrow in their quill to use against the garage band'ers - regardless of the entertainment value - would be production quality.  Dangle a squeaky-clean product and a hacked production in front of most consumers eyes and they'll go for it 9 times out of 10 they'll go for the lustre.

Doing even a low-budget audio production takes some elbow grease, so it's work.  And when confronted by an ESPN or an NBC News or an NPR, essentially distributing either professionally-produced versions of online audio shows, or merely regurgitations of their terrestrial radio programming, it's easy to be cast aside if you're of the DIY crowd.  Sound effects, intro/outro music, interacting with live callers, engaging talent, pro-grade equipment and all the things that makes radio great are hard to combat when it's just you in your basement.

So this is the main advantage mainstream media leverages against the self-produced podcasters, and I would dare say all types of content creation in the Information Age.  And it's working.  Once mainstream content creators embrace a new format, they take it over.

There's always going to be a market for good, well-produced, reliable media.  And to a minor extent, they'll always be an audience - albeit a minority one - for grassroots media (i.e., punk rock).  Sure, the masses these days may prefer to know about a breaking news event or big occurence from a blog, MySpace or Twitter post if it gets to them faster or in a format they find interesting...but more often than not, audiences will still seek out coverage of that same event from authoritative sources.  So there's the challenge: the profession won't change, but the platform will.

So getting back to Chris & Neely's argument - that mainstream writers are overly-verbose and too wordy in their delivery - this is the same application of the production quality principle, just applied in written form.  When the blogosphere started making major dents in how we in professional media (and I use that term very loosely) get our content out to readers, the natural reaction was to emphasize the quality of writing.

Being an excessive wordsmith and likening your compositions to those found in The New Yorker by genre magazines like Guitar World are just the natural byproduct of big players in that medium trying to distinguish themselves from those that seek to steal their eyeballs.

Time to reinvent the wheel again.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

You're still tagging? That's SO 2006.

Many of the people in my social network have shared with me that they gave up on tagging their stuff...an admission typically brought about me expressing my frustration at the practice.  I used to be all about adding value to my online text, imagery, audio and video content by embedding descriptors to establish relationships between shared tagged resources and/or link them to larger more widely-distributed services like del.icio.us.

But this growing habit to abandon marking up media is borne largely of lethargy (I know that's the main motive for me).  Let's face it: tagging is a chore.  Users who don't produce geat volumes of digital content don't see the point of incessantly thinking up tags; high-cap members of the digerati see such additional manual labor as cumbersome for the amount of work they're churning out.  And both are right.

With the future of the Web moving towards semantic relationships and the natural progressive principle of data-describing-data, we content creators thankfully won't have to spend even more time tagging up our stuff.  Web 3.0 services already are being refined that auto-tag content.  This is itself an evolution of the feature of most wiki platforms to auto-embed hyperlinks to related internal resources based on quick passover scans of words within a document.

So Tagging, the bell doesn't exactly toll for thee - yet - but your days are numbered.

Mobile broadband options on Guam

I've done a fair amount of testing into Guam's mobile broadband accessibility over the past few weeks - comparing/contrasting IT&E's EVDO and DOCOMO's HSDPA (aka, 3G).  So now that I've properly figured out how to stream long-form videos off my handset, here's a video tutorial I did in my apartment on what to consider when you head to your local wireless provider to signup for service.

Enjoy!  (Or at least try and count how many times I say "actually" and "umm".  Next time, I'm bringing my station's teleprompter home with me.)



Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Gots me a podcast (again)

Good news, true believers!  

In my tireless quest to be the King of All Media (with apologies to Howard Stern), I'm going to start podcasting again.  It's been about three years since I put "The Digital Pontification" out to pasture, and since I've jumped back on the blogging and microblogging trains, started posting pictures again and shooting video, I noticed my little fiefdom's lacking an audio component.  Voila!

Will and I have been knocking around some ideas, so this morning I finally said let's mic up and lay it down as an MP3.  (Technically it's got to be recorded, edited and exported as MP3, but that's not my point.)  It's a fun chance for us to talk tech, sports, business, music and whatever the heck else intrigues us at the moment.  And hopefully, be of some entertainment value.

I'm looking forward to getting back on the air again, so to speak, as I haven't had a chance to consistently do free-form commentary in over two years, since the ill-fated sportstalk show I co-hosted got cancelled.  

And due to the time-shifted, RSS-based nature of downloadable audio programming, you can enjoy my feeble attempt to be relevant and - God forbid - humorous in yet another medium, whenever you like.  

Check it out...my podcast drops January 2!  :-)

BlackBerry Storm: nice try, RIM

Since yesterday I've been messing with the BlackBerry Storm after a local wireless provider dropped off a handset for my station to evaluate for our tech segment.  The reviews on it are mainly unfavorable, but with disbelief suspended I wanted to draw my own objective conclusions.  And they're not good.

(Note: this is my own personal review, not that of my company.)

RIM's newest smartphone is an obvious overdue reaction to the global iPhone craze; Verizon's trying to recoup some of the chutzpah it lost to AT&T and T-Mobile.  They just simply showed up too late to this Kool-Aid party...and they brought Juicy Juice.

I have an appreciation for the form factor a revolutionary device like Apple's iPhone/iTunes/AppStore telephony ecosystem brings to the table, and Google's Android mobile OS on the G1 has done a good job at emulating the touchscreen interface, auto-rotating screen orientation, use of an accelerometer for motion detection, and slick GPS functionality for location-aware features.  The Storm tries, too, but falls short.   It's just not the same.

That said, I'm a big fan of the software/hardware changes RIM made with the BlackBerry Bold.  That line can hold its own among its contemporaries (which notably doesn't include the iPhone or G1).  For me the Storm, being a guy who's extensively used the iPhone/iPod Touch UI, is an inferior disappointment.  While there's still no app store for the BlackBerry and that development platform essentially remaining a closed platform, it's hard to win me over.  And the IM and push e-mail that have been BlackBerry's bread-and-butter aren't that valuable to merit an upgrade investment as high as $700 for a device that pales by comparison to its touchscreen cousins.

I constantly find myself thinking "this isn't as good an experience as I would have on an iPhone" and I just can't break away from that.

But don't take my word for it - check it out for yourself.  I'm not abandoning RIM, I'm good with my Bold.  But for me, this Storm's far from perfect.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

The trappings of doing local

A few weeks back I interviewed my friend Leo Babauta on my station's live television talk show.  We discussed, among other things, the mammoth following his blog ZenHabits has amassed in a fairly short amount of time.  His site offers suggestions on topics such as self-help, healthy living, stress management, increasing productivity and lifehacking.  With such a diverse scope and relevance to anyone willing to consider its teachings, ZenHabits has built up quite the sizable fan base. 

Leo can boast about having nearly 79,000 users subscribing to his RSS feed, better than 4,500 people following him on Twitter and scores more befriending him on Facebook.  Leo's site traffic outpaces that of TV news affiliates for Guam and Honolulu.  He's constantly a happy victim to The Digg Effect, and referenced in perpetuity by mavens like Steve Rubel.  His readership now almost eclipses the circulation of the newspaper where he previously worked.  The revenue he earns from AdSense allowed him to quit his day job and support his family by blogging full-time.  His digital labors even gave rise to a real world spin-off product, landing him a book deal.

All of these metrics are unprecedented for a small market like Guam.

His achievements and rise to prominence as a constantly bookmarkworthy destination is a classic case of a local boy done good...by not staying local. 

I have fun everyday doing neat things at KUAM.com with content delivery, pushing our local news coverage out in a ton of different formats and over a variety of digital devices, but I always eventually reach a point where I can't expand our audience anymore.  With our target audience being those interested in what happens in Guam, the interest in our information is finite, and with Guam being a small market, with a set scope. 

Guam's got about 150,000 residents living here without about that same number of ex-pats scattered across the globe.  We've satisfied as many people as can be and that's it - at some point our exposure inevitably taps out.  So much to my chagrin I'm forced to live with the burden of limited reach.

Leo's secret sauce is that he broadened the scope of relevance of his information by not confining it to a specific community.  His posts, not unlike the Zen his domain preaches, are universal in their appeal.  He's made a living for himself by writing about things everyone can enjoy.

I was reminded of the power of having a truly global audience this past May in covering Guam's participation in the Clinton/Obama presidential caucus.  With Guam 17 hours ahead of the U.S. East Coast all eyes were on us, so our web traffic saw a spike unlike anything before.  Over the next 40 hours KUAM.com served up more page requests than it ever had in any previous month, and that included that past January - itself a record-setting period due to a local election and the accompanying aftermath.  Our traffic quadrupled that previous high water mark because the world, even if for a fleeting moment, took interest in what was happening out here. 

Immediately after our load returned to normalcy and we resumed serving our prime userbase, operating in our little predictable sandbox.  But it was one of those rare times when we were able to truly tap the global online audience.  For a moment, I got a glimpse of what eBay, Yahoo!, Amazon, Google and the other web heavyweights go through each and everyday with tons of people logging on from everywhere.  Various events have drawn such surges in visitations (i.e., military accidents, visits by delegates, odd and offbeat headlines, etc.), but those are rare.

So I appreciate and applaud Leo for his ability to sustain success and grow his audience.  I'm incredibly proud someone from our island has attained such notoriety and is rightfully reaping rewards for his efforts.  Being able to build an online business by taking advantage of the 'Net's worldwide connectedness - a theory so often taught in web marketing but so rarely actually put into practice - makes for a great case study.

Leo's figured out that the key is building community while not being trapped to the limitations of infrastructure, platform or geography.  Make that happen for your own project and you've got yourself a winner.


"Head west, young man." "Do I have to?"

Last night during my company's Christmas party I enjoyed a delightful conversation talking shop with Jay Shedd, the CEO of the local DoCoMo installation.  As we each beat our proverbial chests by running down various entrepreneurial ideas we've come up with over the years, I mentioned several of the R&D initiatives I've got in the hopper, including a Web 3.0 application I've recently been mentally cobbling.

I passionately described a mobile service I'm keen on building that leverages artificial intelligence and embedded devices to allow a user to capture a headline, image or video of a news event on their cameraphone, which then queries a semantic database and returns hyperlinks to text, audio, image and video exhibits of all coverage of that event from sources throughout the world (mainstream media as well as the blogosphere). 

The app would smartly recognize the context in which the inbound media was submitted and sniff out appropriate matching entries, sensitive to the time they were stored so the user gets an up-to-the-second experience of how the world's media corps, old and new, is covering and responding to various events. 

Think of such a framework, I postulated, as a powerful archive of constantly updated/logically organized data, masked behind a stupidly simple front-end.  Google News meets Compare Everywhere meets Techmeme.

I'm fortunate that Jay, having a technical green thumb, was able to follow along for most of my dissertation, although I know I lost him when I started in on the need for data-describing-data semantics as the next generation drivers for software as a service platforms.

"And you think you can do this?" was the executive's penultimate response, followed by, "Jason, so what are you doing here on Guam?", implying that such ideas would be more successful in the lucrative rolling hills of Silicon Valley.  And he's right, of course.

But while most would-be idea-mongers might leap at the prospect of being the beneficiary of such an ad hoc endorsement to launch the Next Great Platform in the Mecca of the technical frontier, it bums me out that I can't take such ideas to profitability in my own hometown.  Location, location, location.

What am I still doing here?  Yeah, I get that a lot.


Saturday, December 27, 2008

A state of disconnect

I'm bumming this morning because my Blackberry's in a coma after taking a minor spill.  Seriously, I dropped my Bold from only about two feet and it hasn't powered back up.

With my battery running low and me in the middle of uploading a mobile video I took, I dashed into my room to plug the smartphone in.  The device slipped, fell about 18", dislodging the battery completely while jarring open the back cover.  It was RIM's version of a compound fracture.

And with me being the King of Bad Timing, I would have to do it on Saturday morning.  My wireless provider's corporate support doesn't work weekends, so I'm offline until Monday.  (I hope!) 

If you need to get a hold of me, kindly bear with me and use more conventional means over the next couple of days.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Mobile streaming video tip: don't quit Qik!

I learned something really important tonight.  I've been messing with Qik, the web service that allows mobile users to stream live video off of their handsets.  It took some hacking, but I config'ed it to work with local wireless providers here in Guam.

I haven't had a great deal of success with streaming long-form videos, with the clips always inadvertantly cutting out.  I'd capture about 3 minutes of content, only 25 seconds of which ever made it online.  So after being prompted to update to Flash Player 10 after booting up my laptop, I decided to document the experience.



A revelation ensued about exactly how content is streamed - realizing that video continues to be uploaded to the server even after you've stopped recording.

To date I've been connecting to the Qik network and feeding video, after which point I hastily quit the app to tidy up.  Idiot that I am, I naively mistook the status indicator in the right-hand of the screen, thinking the percentage and filesize numbers represented how large the captured clip was on disk (in my case, my Bold's SD card), and not that of an active file transfer.  After seeing the network activity icon stay resident and the percentage increase slowly, I finally got it: Qik's still uploading.

So by closing the program I was kiling my uploads while in transit, hence the truncated clips on my Qik channel.  Duh.  

So in short: don't exit Qik after you've stopped recorded.  Grab a cup of coffee, talk a walk, put the phone down and do something else.  Just let the app do its thing and properly store your stuff online.  (Uploading 9.7MB to Qik took my smartphone about 5 minutes.)

So now I can say with confidence there's good things coming...now that I know what the hell I'm doing.

That for which I am not prepared

One of the people in my apartment building had a pretty dreadful accident yesterday.  As I quietly tended to my laundry Christmas Night I heard a sickening thud followed by a slow, prolonged moan - loud enough to resonate above the churning of twin industrial-strength washing machines.

Now understand that I've heard a lot in the almost three years I've holed up in my current digs.  I've had to audibly witness a lot from the various rotational neighbors with whom I've co-habitated - everything from the most descriptively detailed lovemaking sessions, to perpetually crying kids, to an AIDS activist belting out show tunes late at night, to low-grade spousal abuse, to strippers spraying Silly String while nakedly chasing each other around the complex, to overly-profane lesbians drunkenly pontificating about why Tupac Shakur died.  

So I've gotten accustomed to tuning out stuff that's none of my business.

So when I walked with my empty basket back to my unit I saw out of the corner of my eye a person at the bottom of the stairwell, having taken what appeared to be a violent fall.  This poor man clung to the railing with his lower extremities grossly bent in ways that would make even the most accomplished circus contortionist blush.  

Being a mild acquaintance, I instantly dropped my stuff and rushed to help, asking this person if they knew where they were and if they recognized who I was (instinctively recalling the first-aid class in took in college to check for shock).  Stumbling in and out of conversation the respondent said, "No, I'm fine...wait...yeah.  I'm good.  No...alright...yep …I'm pretty sure I broke my leg."

Grasping the individual I started to pick him up - at which point he freaked.  "No, never mind!  I don't want to be in the news!  I don't wanna be on TV!" the person repeated.  I said I wouldn't, and he insisted he was fine; he'd just need to make it up two more flights of stairs on his own and all would be kosher, he theorized.  He became afraid and embarrassed at my attempt to help ease his suffering.  I asked if I could at least hail an ambulance and sit with him, which got him more panicked. 

It was at that moment I noticed the beer can he gripped even tighter than the rail.  He wasn't just tipsy - he was crazy inebriated.  Coherent enough to remember me and consciously resist assistance, but not enough so to know he was in pretty bad shape.  

Not wanting to exacerbate his situation, I begrudgingly complied, and returned to my condo.  I came back out five minutes later, returning to empty stairs.  Thank God, he made it.  (At least I hope he did.)

The bottom-line: he refused my help because I was me - a TV personality - and he didn't want his misfortune to be exhibited in mass media for public dissemination.  He would rather suffer than risk humiliation.  He feared being on the wrong end of schadenfreude.  

That prospect honestly never entered my mind.  I was admittedly out of my element, but wanted to help a fellow human being in a spot of trouble.

I'm not saying who the victim was; pointing him out has no merit.  I write about it here only because I genuinely hope he's OK.


A jester's joy

One of the fun things about me being me is my affinity for playing practical jokes.  What's so often moderately amusing to others is absolutely hilarious to me.  And no one else.  I've always appreciated the late great Andy Kaufman, who was a pioneer in punking people decades before Ashton Kutcher was even a glimmer of a zygote.  

In tribute to Andy, I posted a Tweet this morning:
i don't get haiku. seriously, i do not. someone teach me, please.
What's funny is the reactions it drew, from a couple of followers from my social network who let their genuine interest in helping overshadow the obvious point of the bit.  I got a chuckle.

Gotcha.  :)

Lesson learned: act on your ideas

A running gag between Will and I since we were 17 - literally half our lives - has been "Restroom Review".  This was a tongue-in-cheek concept we developed in the way that a pair of prepubescent public school dudes only can, in which we'd develop and maintain an archive of the best lavatories worldwide.

This marked the first in a series of knockaround ideas we had that someone else eventually made millions off of.  Foremost among these was what became Netflix.  (Seriously, we came up with the idea of doing computer network-based video rentals through a widely-distributed interconnected system and snail mail in 1993 while working together at Blockbuster.)

Anyway, the top performers for Restroom Review, we concluded, would be based on a series of distinct criteria.  These included how many plys the provided toilet paper had, if the facility featured liquid and/or bar soap, the number of available stalls (and how many were ADA-compliant), and if the joint supported air-blown hand drying or used paper towels.  Typical guy stuff. 

But as time went on the more we joked about it and the older and more experienced we got, the relative humor began to give way to hints of genuine opportunity.  We began to see as the Web really matured others capitalizing on our idea.  Surely we weren't the only cats deranged enough to have thought of something so necessary, albeit comical.  It was inevitable.

So last night I'm watching TV and I see a review for MizPee.com, a site that allows users to register public toilets throughout the planet; a SkyHook database for crappers, if you will.  The site is even coupled with an iPhone app that uses GPS to automatically pinpoint the loo in question.  A rival service, SitOrSquat, has mobile apps ported for iPhone and BlackBerry.  Brilliant.

I swear, I'm going to have the U.S. Patent Office on speed dial from now and ring them up everytime I get a new notion.

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